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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence.
I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!
Bees don’t think in English you fools. You imbeciles.
The bee said ‘ciao’ it’s obviously Italian
Flower shop AU
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
soon: comfy sweaters, hot beverages in cups, leaves crunching under your feet, drops of rain against the window, reading your book in bed
softboys are OUT…softgirls are the hot new trend!
girls who wear oversized sweaters? girls who drink tea at sundown? girls who weave daisy chains in the spring? girls who wear patterned socks w strappy shoes? girls who paint their nails w sparkles? girls who own two long haired cats/bunnies? girls who take snapchat filter selfies? soft, sweet, sensitive girls???
that’s what’s in folks! that’s the hot new thing!! get on it!!!!
This is my baby merp, Lucky. If you recall, she’s my rescue child from da gutta. All my sweaters are hers now.
Virgin killer sweaters are the newest internet clothing fad! Whether you already own one or not, here is your chance to win 1 out of the 7 colors we have available in this giveaway!
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